How to get up in the morning

Sleep until your mum tells you that have to get up, "its five past seven"  Stay in bed for a little bit longer          then quickly get changed so the cold doesn't get you. Walk out into the kitchen and sit down at the bench and grab 4 weetbix and pore in milk so you can't see the weetbix, then put in the micro wave for thirty seconds, Then take it out and put sugar on it. Full up your lunch box with chips, muesli-bars, cake, sandwich, biscuits and fruit. Now walk into the bathroom and brush your teeth for 2 minutes then spit out the tooth past