Monday, 1 July 2013

Jokes


What do you call a deer with no eye? No ideer.
Doctor doctor, I'm at death's door! 
• don't worry, we'll soon pull you through
Doctor doctor, I've swallowed my pocket money 
• Take this and we'll see if there's any change in the morning
Doctor doctor, What can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar? 
• I find that very hard to believe!
Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live 
• just wait a minute will you . . 

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